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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier Tickets

Join Bill Bailey on a hilarious journey through the history of human thought, exploring the quirks of our flawed humanity in his new show, Thoughtifier.

  • Don't miss the chance to watch the multi-award-winning comedian Bill Bailey in his brand new show Thoughtifier at the Theatre Royal Haymarket. Bill Bailey, known for his unique blend of comedy, music and intelligence, will take you on a hilarious journey through the human mind. With accolades like the Audie Award for Audio Drama, Time Out Comedy Award, and winner of the eighteenth series of Strictly, Bailey's brilliance is recognised and celebrated. Grab your Bill Bailey Thoughtifier tickets and prepare to be thoroughly entertained by one of the best comedians in the business.

    The story

    Bill Bailey's Thoughtifier is not just a comedy show, it's a journey through the error-strewn, distracted, and sometimes magnificent history of human thought. Bailey guides the audience through this voyage, with his unique blend of humour, music, and insightful commentary. The show explores the world of AI, self-scan checkouts, and ChatGPT, challenging us to celebrate our flawed humanity.

    Great for

    Fans of comedy | Intellectual junkies | Bill Bailey's enthusiasts

  • These tickets can't be cancelled or rescheduled.

  • How do we collect reviews?

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    Simon wilkinson

    Simon

    5/5

    Jan, 2025

    The show as bill was really on form. I loved the music features of the laser harp and Bluetooth balls. The special key of happy birthday ina special form was brilliant
    Frances Spencer

    Frances

    4/5

    Jan, 2025

    Bill Bailey is extremely talented and covered a wide range of topics in a most entertaining way. However, the bass music was far too loud for a confined space and the strobe lighting far too bright and dazzling to the extent that ears and eyes had to be protected. At one point I felt my heart jump because of the volume. The loud music continued throughout the interval. It's a wonder it didn't bring down the painted ceiling. If you are subject to vertigo, be warned that the Haymarket theatre has a steep rake. Luckily I was not right at the top.
    David Eardley

    David

    5/5

    Feb, 2025

    kevin bishop

    Kevin

    5/5

    Feb, 2025

    Adam Schofield

    Adam

    5/5

    Feb, 2025

  • Show details

    Genre: Concert

    Audience: Suitable for 16+

    Theater name: Theatre Royal Haymarket

    Theater capacity: 893

    Theatre Royal Haymarket Seating Plan

    Theater facilities: Toilets, bar, wheelchair access

    Theater accessibility: Wheelchair accessibility

    Dress code: Smart casual

    Cast & crew

    Leading role: Bill Bailey

    Additional tips

    • Most theaters are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.

    • Under 16s should be accompanied by adults.

    • You will receive an email with your Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier voucher. Please display the same on your mobile phone with a valid photo ID.

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